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Christmas tree father

A father who is decorated, and is the center of attention for as long as he can be useful. Then when the glamor wares off,
he becomes slowly neglected, then thrown out of the house.
Yes, he's a Christmas tree father, he's staying with me until he finds a place.
by bossonvacation January 15, 2018
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fairy fag father

the all powerful being who is responsible for making all the gays gay.
if you be a straight girl, they fly into your room and tap you with their anti-dick-stick (ADS).and then you like whong
if you be a straight boy, they fly into your room and tap you with their anti-whong-shlong (AWS) and then you like dick
Last night the fairy fag father flew thru my window and tapped me with their anti dick stick and said "you like whong now" and i was like OK buuuudyyyy.
by SlymthThePytheon February 4, 2020
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fatherless behavior

an insult jobless neckbeards who haven't seen the sun in several months use in order to make themselves feel better about their pathetic living situation. It's usually directed towards minorities who ironically usually have better father figures then those using this insult.

That isn't to say you need to have a father figure to be a decent human being, but almost everyone who uses this insult is a hypocrite.
*LGBT+ person or furry existing*
Neckbeard: That's fatherless behavior *pees into a bottle*

*Someone has their pronouns in their username or bio*
Neckbeard: That's fatherless behavior *proceeds to cry over their father beating them when they were little*

*Someone disagrees with the neckbeard in any capacity*
Neckbeard: That's fatherless behavior *proceeds to go in a far-right racist rant*
by Lovethecreeper June 9, 2022
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father-encloser

A "politically-correct" alternative to motherfucker, apparently for use to refer to women. The reference is to "enclosing" dick in fanny.

Actually, for a PC term, I think it's actually quite cool. c.f. father-engulfer.
George W Bush is a motherfucker, and Condaleeza Rice is a father-encloser.

Shut up, you stupid cock-sucking father-encloser!
by Andy April 27, 2004
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founding fathers

A group of kids from Fremont, that organize parties
hey bud, you goin to the founding fathers party this weekend?
by jimmayd November 27, 2007
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Fisher

'To Fisher' is to cause major distruption at a social event.
"I spent 3 years in person for fishering at my uncle's wedding"
by Duchess, the May 12, 2003
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