Finalsese

A word that, when used, automatically wins any and every argument without competition. This word cannot be overruled by another word or a finalsese on top of it, for finalsese are final.

Jeff: "No way dude. You will never win this argument. I have the better claim, evidence and reasoning, along with a well-crafted conclusion ."
Jon: "That would be true, but I must end this argument. I am right and I call finalsese."
Jeff: Screams while he slowly melts into a puddle of heavily acidic bodily fluids before the said fluids combust with the oxygen at such a fast level that a nuclear explosion is set off, killing Jon as he mutters his glorious last words"
Jon: "You can't beat a finalsese, Jeff. I win."

by davege May 28, 2019

finals

studying a quizlet on your phone while taking a shit instead of scrolling through instagram.

Hey man, you ready for our history test?
Yeah, I took a shit while studying for finals.

by xoxxxx June 13, 2019

financial malnutrition

Lack of proper nutrition caused by not having enough money in your bank account as you use to

Jane is still with her billionaire boyfriend because she is scared of suffering from financial malnutrition

by Chickna June 17, 2020

Financial Heart

This means your heart has been used so many times, being “financed” people come and go and get rid of it when time is due. They rent your heart and let it go whenever is convenient.

The word being defined is

Financial Heart means she financed with my heart
(as in she played with it and left)
This means your heart has been used so many times, being “financed” people come and go and get rid of it when time is due. They rent your heart and let it go whenever is convenient.

by Popular Loner inc. September 6, 2020

Finally finished

Finally finished

Raz- Finally finished
Elle- Very nice

by Lavendxr Ts November 15, 2020

Financial bitch slap

When it takes Congress 6 months to pass a stimulus package after shutting down businesses, the majority of the economy, enforces harsh travel restrictions and many other draconian orders leaving the majority of Americans in positions of harsh financial hardships, and they give you a stimulus check of $600.00.

All while funneling billions to other nations, the Kennedy Center, universities and other organizations.

That $600.00 stimulus check is a real financial bitch slap.

by The_fiscal_patriot December 22, 2020

Final Flash

The charge up of semen before unloading it into the face of the desired target

Guy 1: Bro I had a great night with this girl last night
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I hit her with the Final Flash

by KingKaironKums December 25, 2020