Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.

Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.

by The guy with the words August 14, 2018

Raiden ei

A kool electro mommy that has a cool bob sword and has beef with her own puppet

"Omg I love raiden Ei so much"

by anonymous January 28, 2024

one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019

EI

The least classy place to drink in the Denver metro.

Fuck...I’m broke and look like shit...Let’s hit up EI for some drinks tonight!

by Lolright October 11, 2019

Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.

Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."

by Eizzil Rose November 22, 2011

Gouch-eyed

A name used to describe somebody with an extremely cocked eye

Tell that gouch-eyed bitch in your room to get the fuck up and do something! Lazy bitch with her dum looking face

by Zombiesafterme July 13, 2018

One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024