blue eggs

a condition similar to blue balls in males, that occurs in females.

Mark was getting sheila so horney but refused to put his penis inside of her vagina. When he left, she had blue eggs

by joffrey December 22, 2005

kinder egg

A person who is Black by acts like they are white. It is also a German candy that is chocalate on the outside and a white candy on the inside that is shapesd like a egg.

by Tiffany T. July 8, 2003

price of eggs

Not actually the price of eggs or anything related to it. Just a sarcastic phrase used in a conversation when one tends to gloat off the subject.

P1: Yeah, ever since he bought those patches and pins he thinks he's punk now

Some Random P: Yeah Blink 182 and Good Charlotte are gay

P1: What does that have to do with the price of eggs?

by somerandomguy January 19, 2004

goose egg

A simple slap on the rear end but a finger is extended into the hershey highway

dude: you kno what a goose egg is?

random chick: no

dude: you want one?

by Sammi Sosa November 22, 2004

if i was an egg

This phrase is used by poeple who want to be different, and instead of just saying "oh, you crack me up!" they imply it by saying "oh, if I was an egg i'd be dead by now!"
It can also be used directly after the phrase "you crack me up!"

Becky - cunt nuggets, I just dropped my slut muffin!
Richard - Oh, me, you crack me up! If I was an egg I'd be dead by now!

by Bedeb Aibcad April 20, 2008

egg hole

slang for the vagina

Can you believe that thing came out of Amy's egg hole?
God, just let me at her egg hole.
I hear that egg hole is tight.

by The Tuba September 14, 2009

chille on eggs

When a dude shits on either his own or another mans nuts.

Oh man that guy got shit all over his nuts, that's like chille on eggs.

by BigBagOfDicks October 5, 2011