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michelangelo-ed

When a male who has a semi erect penis brings the tip to his sexual partners index finger, said partners index finger then touches the tip. After this the male roles his foreskin over the sexual partners index finger, creating a foreskin engulfed finger. This creates a holy like moment between both parties that resembles the michelangelo painting.
last night Hannah and I michelangelo-ed for the first time, it was truly a bonding moment
by inDev_ April 4, 2021
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Ed Sheeran

"My new boyfriend's a ginger." "So you're fucking that gremlin Ed Sheeran?"
by davidbowiestoaster May 23, 2021
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sesame-ed

adjective

when one is made ill from consuming to sesame seeds and/or sesame seed products due to an allergic reaction to them.

allergy food allergy
I ate at a Thai restaurant the other day and felt really sick afterwards. I knew I had been sesame-ed.
by iamsocrates September 19, 2016
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ed sheeran

i want ed sheeran to rail me with a fork
by suckmevageena February 4, 2022
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ED

Code word for eating disorder. If you don't know it, you don't have an ed.
"I've relapsed in my ed"
"My ed wants me too.."
"ED's are not something to gloat about; if you have had one you don't want to talk about it"
by EDawareness April 6, 2021
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ed daffern

Ed dafferns always have a milf of a mum called Bridget who has huge hoggers and loves young meat. Ed dafferns are always convicted nonces who have huge muscles and no hair.
Jhee Ed daffern get away from the primary school and put on a top I can see ur muscles and huge cock
by Lewis brown October 31, 2020
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Ed

Ed’s stealing ur girl
by Chef bed February 3, 2020
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