Froyo-ed

The process of jacking a man off until he is fully erect, so his penis resembles a lever commonly found on a fro-yo machine. Then pulling down on this "lever" until shit comes out of the ass. The "lever" puller then positions his gaping asshole under the ass until shit fills their ass.

Oh my gosh Karis I can't wait to go get froyo-ed with you and jeff

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

ed sheeran

girl you know i want your love

i want ed sheeran to rail me with a fork

by suckmevageena February 4, 2022

michelangelo-ed

When a male who has a semi erect penis brings the tip to his sexual partners index finger, said partners index finger then touches the tip. After this the male roles his foreskin over the sexual partners index finger, creating a foreskin engulfed finger. This creates a holy like moment between both parties that resembles the michelangelo painting.

last night Hannah and I michelangelo-ed for the first time, it was truly a bonding moment

by inDev_ April 4, 2021

Career Ed

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.

I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.

by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019

Ed Asner

Ed Asner is an American actor who has been in films such as "Up" and "The Mary Tyler Moore Show".
He is a badass with an attitude like no one other.
Awesome guy.

His grandson, Jake Asner runs a company called LA By Air Productions, which specializes in drone cinematography and has worked with Drake Bell.

Did you see that film Ed Asner is in?
Yes! He has an amazing attitude!

by EdAsnerFanPage November 17, 2018

ED

Code word for eating disorder. If you don't know it, you don't have an ed.

"I've relapsed in my ed"
"My ed wants me too.."
"ED's are not something to gloat about; if you have had one you don't want to talk about it"

by EDawareness April 6, 2021

ed daffern

Ed dafferns always have a milf of a mum called Bridget who has huge hoggers and loves young meat. Ed dafferns are always convicted nonces who have huge muscles and no hair.

Jhee Ed daffern get away from the primary school and put on a top I can see ur muscles and huge cock

by Lewis brown October 31, 2020