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Tess and David

Amazing couple with a lifetime to spend together. Life of the party and the center of attention when they are together. no doubt this couple will last through the good times and bad.
Tess and David are at it again!
by Theresa Galardo April 17, 2012
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David Darius

He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, he is often used as an example to compare penises with. When he is erect he packs 19 CM. His entire fame is dependent on his male reproductive organ.
I wish I was as huge as David Darius, but the size of his thing is unfathamable
by Soothulakatti69 April 25, 2022
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David broome

David Broome’s are normally the apex predator or the alphas of any person on the entire earth they are normally like any David a nice, loving, charming and happy person but something is different about him he has the biggest penis on the earth and is normally very tall and powerful if you ever see a David Broome he could kill you just by having sex with you as his penis is that big
Oh man I wish I was with David Broome
by Solomon999 November 27, 2019
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David Boot

Informally known as a unit of measurement.

The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.

Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.
The radius of that tire looks to be about three David Boot.
by DrunkenDefinitions December 17, 2019
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David Opper

1.Theater god that doesn't give you a direct answer. He instead gives you a bunch of riddles.

2. A Jewish Playa that sneaks in the back of formal events.

3. Someone that makes the Captain Lou Albano beard look good with a ponytail.
My stagecraft teacher totally just David Oppered me.
by Tabooman April 5, 2010
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david washington

by epic epic man October 8, 2019
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david basil

David basil is a accomplished piano player famous for the meme "we tried but we can't fix it". David basil requires a in depth knowledge of pianoforte tuning skills when he smashed the piano into a trampoline.
Hey he's pulling a David basil on us catch him
by Oldie book April 4, 2017
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