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Crimping a Prick

When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.
I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.
by Froggo boi February 2, 2024
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Crippin

Retarded Suburban kids who tie dumbass blue bandanas around their ass thinking their "gangster"
Gavin: Yoo waddup cuz I'm fleekin wit da blue rag I'm straight crippin
Me: Stfu you fucking retard you look like a rat with a blue tail
by Red (Poppin) Blue (Droppin) April 20, 2024
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Crimper

Canadian that is mentally a freshman or a junior
Fricking crimpers man.
by Crimpler February 18, 2024
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Crimper

A Canadian that is half Iranian and/or a junior.
“I hate crimpers.”
“It would really suck if there was a crimper in the room right now.”
by Crimpler February 19, 2024
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Cripple Supreme

Uh-Oh! Looks like Elon is suing Open A.I. to "ensure that A.I. doesn't benefit specific people or companies" Boy! I wonder who he doesn't want it to benefit! I wonder who the specific person IS! Who could it be!? Will he murder children if he doesn't benefit?
Hym "Uh-oh! What happened Cripple Supreme? Does my inferior want people to keep pretending he's better than me? Hohohohohohoho! Look at him! Somebody let it slip that A.I. was not his idea with that 'In the future programing A.I. will be no different than having a conversation' quote. Don't let the cripple murder your kids folks! He'll sacrifice your kids in a heartbeat all so he can pretend not to be a retard in comparison to me (the greatest mind who's ever lived). This is crippy-crap-tacular! Yeah, no, you need to pay me. It's already to late for any of this shit. You might as well toss a toaster in your kids bath tonight because if that mongoloid succeeds in cutting me out there is no point in pretending your kids lives have any value. If your kids life is worth less than paying the guy who did the thing to do the thing then just go ahead and ship them of to a veal factory or something."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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Crimpy

The actor’s performance was so crimpy, it gave me nightmares!
by Acid_Witch March 11, 2024
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Crimple

A crease and a dimple
Oh look how cute that woman’s crimples are
by Sam&grannie March 14, 2024
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