The act of pre-mature ejaculation
girl: Bend me over the table and rail me hard!
guy: Dammit I just poured the cream
girl: "Unsatisfied"
guy: Dammit I just poured the cream
girl: "Unsatisfied"
by urbanwriter777 April 20, 2010
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Nuclear is just irrelevant and Cream could be suggesting many things which allows for the other's mind to wander and wonder leaving room for vague awkward silence. "Cream" may entail the white inside of an oreo or even jizz. Once "nuclear cream" is said, there is no going back to times before awkward small talk.
Nuclear is just irrelevant and Cream could be suggesting many things which allows for the other's mind to wander and wonder leaving room for vague awkward silence. "Cream" may entail the white inside of an oreo or even jizz. Once "nuclear cream" is said, there is no going back to times before awkward small talk.
girl: hey friend.
boy:..i think i am in love with you.
girl:.. Nuclear Cream.
Friend B: So, how was it? Was it ok?
Friend A: Well, it was a bit painful because, well, you know...the stretch...
Friend B: ..........what?
Friend A: Wait, what are we talking about again?
Friend B: How you told your parents about being gay..?
Friend A: OH! Sorry, I thought we were talking about the time I lost my virginity.
Friend B:..Nuclear Cream.
boy:..i think i am in love with you.
girl:.. Nuclear Cream.
Friend B: So, how was it? Was it ok?
Friend A: Well, it was a bit painful because, well, you know...the stretch...
Friend B: ..........what?
Friend A: Wait, what are we talking about again?
Friend B: How you told your parents about being gay..?
Friend A: OH! Sorry, I thought we were talking about the time I lost my virginity.
Friend B:..Nuclear Cream.
by NuclearCreamCheese April 7, 2011
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"Oh my, my parents died and my fish got eaten by my cat who then died of a cardiac arrest and i fell off my bike and snapped both my femurs landing on a newborn baby, causing it to roll down a hill, in front of a petrol tanker that swerved, crashing into an orphanage and burning it to the ground. And now i'm in a wheelchair forever as a paraplegic. I need some ice cream."
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Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer
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