batch of cookies

Created by clever young individuals, reluctant to use swear words. It is a cute replacement for "bitch". It was created to be used secretly, without other's knowing the true meaning of the word.

Short Form: B n' C, or Batch

Straight Forward: "You stupid batch of cookies." or "Hey Batch."

Sneak Attack: "Well arn't you just a batch of cookies?" {other person -->} "What's that supposed to mean?!"

In anger: "GAHHH!!Batch Of Cookies!!"

by ZoeyANDWhoppi October 17, 2006

jesus cookies

a sarcatic way of answering the question "what r u eating?"

"Joe, what are you eating?"
"Jesus cookies"

by bob saget lova January 26, 2008

Butt Cookie

1. A cookie that has lost its sweet flavor due to the submergence of ass juices.
2. a word used to describe a person that is not liked in any way.

1. Hell no I am not eating that butt cookie.
2. No wonder he has no friends, he is a butt cookie.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

cookie dumpling

eating out a girl when she takeing a shit

licky shity putang yea cookie dumpling

by thurston howell March 23, 2008

Cookie Monster

Someone who gets alot of pussy.

Guy 1: Dude did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did, you know how I roll.
Guy1: You are such a cookie monster man.

by Nigga Mayne December 05, 2010

cookie monster

Someone who likes take (munch) alot of bikkies,pills,ecstasy especially over a short period of time. Ie a weekend, Tom had 8 pills starting on friday night and took his last on Sunday morning.

"Tom you're a total cookie monster"

by feefifo March 14, 2007

Foreskin Cookie

Like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. Some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. Fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. However, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. Foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many Asian cultures. According to ancient Chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from Confucius himself.

I got Chinese take-out last night and it came with a foreskin cookie. It was exquisite.

by myno April 05, 2015