Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.

Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.

by JungleNugget May 22, 2016

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Clocked

You got knocked the hell out

“I clocked his dumbass”
“It was crazy bro he got clocked”

by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021

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clocked

In Australia, the term "clocked" refers to being punched extremely hard in the face.

Basically im saying IF YOU DONT MOVE THE FUCK OUT MY WAY YOU WILL BE CLOCKED

Dont go near terqauvion, you will be clocked

by I<3Chickens July 26, 2022

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Clock

Clock. It ticks. It makes me go insane at night. Tick, tick, tick. I cant sleep.

This clock makes me go insane. I. CANT. SLEEP. tick, tick,tick,tick.

by anonymous August 17, 2024

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clock needle

One who works or can work round the clock.

The master is making his servant work almost like a clock needle.

by uttam maharjan January 4, 2012

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A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.

Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 13, 2024

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