Christian Sex: No blowjobs, no pussy eating,no ass eating, no positions, no facials, no costumes,no lesbians and no threesomes. You can only give it to her in the vagina and there's no condom or pills involved so you will most likely get her knocked up.
"Man,Christian Sex is so fucking boring." No wonder why priest are always molesting altar boys and cults committing suicide.
by topmountain February 12, 2011
An individual who holds aggressively negtive views of Christianity. Unlike an Athiest/Agnostic, a Christian Hater will only critisize Christianity, and not other religions. A Christian Hater can be recognized by their habit of calling Christians Xians or Xtians, and by their use of childish insults and condecending tone when talking to them. They also are prone to comparing Christians to Nazis. A sure sign of a Christian Hater is their claim that the Bible is full of contradictions and bigotry, but also claim they have never read it themselves, and don't need to.(They may sometimes cite Sam Harris or Daniel Dennet as their source of Bible info, to lend credibility to their claims). They are most often found on online message boards, where they may use multiple screen names at any given time.
"A Christian Hater can be found on most online message boards."
"Hitler was a model Christian."
"Quit cramming your Jesus shit down our throats!"
"Atheists never use violence. Only Christians kill."
"Religion is a form of mental illness."
"STFU you Fundie!"
"Jesus really teaches you to hate people."
"People with Imaginary friends are stupid."
"I'm a freethinker, no book of myths runs my life."
"Christianity is intellectual suicide."
"Proud member of the Rational Response Squad."
"Hitler was a model Christian."
"Quit cramming your Jesus shit down our throats!"
"Atheists never use violence. Only Christians kill."
"Religion is a form of mental illness."
"STFU you Fundie!"
"Jesus really teaches you to hate people."
"People with Imaginary friends are stupid."
"I'm a freethinker, no book of myths runs my life."
"Christianity is intellectual suicide."
"Proud member of the Rational Response Squad."
by the_Informer February 14, 2008
a byword for getting insanely pissed off and abusing someone/thing over a small matter. could be used as a threat etc.
All I said was "please pass the salt" and he jumped on me like christian bale on a cinematographer!
You touch my drink I'm gonna go christian bale on your ass, punk!
You touch my drink I'm gonna go christian bale on your ass, punk!
by anna246 February 07, 2009
1) He/She who devotes herself to Christanity in a highly unhealthy way.
2) He/She who allows Christanity to take over his/her life and influence his/her decisions
3) the Jesus Christ Superstars
2) He/She who allows Christanity to take over his/her life and influence his/her decisions
3) the Jesus Christ Superstars
by word. March 02, 2004
A self-declared follower of the Christian faith and its principles of unconditional love, helping the less fortunate and renunciation of violence and worldly goods, who also rabidly supports President-elect Donald Trump, an unabashed narcissist, racist, misogynist, xenophobe and pussy grabbing real estate con-man of shiny, gaudy buildings.
Billy Bob: I can't wait until Trump kicks all them Mexican and refugee families out of our country. It'd be great if he waterboarded them on the way out.
Trump Christian: Amen on that brother.
Trump Christian: Amen on that brother.
by Webster 2021 November 29, 2016
an irratating noise that buzzes in your head forever and ever that makes you feel numb and psychotic.
After an hour of listening to Christion Rock, Cassie tried to tear her ears off with a knife... yeah its that bad!
by darkchocolate May 14, 2005
A genre fueled by various degrees of rock music-loving Christians. Often criticized for bland or mushy lyrics, mostly on the grounds that profanity is not present. It is found in one of the most misunderstood CD aisles at your local Wal-mart. The critics usually have no idea what they are talking about, since the only music that they've heard is the kind played on the "Contemporary Christian" radio station. The real rock music is never played on the Contemporary Christian stations, hence its followers are either broke from buying CDs or are sadly breaking the commandment "Thou shall not steal."
Topics addressed in Christian Rock include all those found in regular rock music, but with a biblical twist. Many songs cannot be identified as part of Christian music, except for the challenge that they propose to society.
Topics addressed in Christian Rock include all those found in regular rock music, but with a biblical twist. Many songs cannot be identified as part of Christian music, except for the challenge that they propose to society.
Person 1: I love Christian Rock, especially Switchfoot!
Person 2: Switchfoot is Christian Rock? I didn't know that. Well, I'm never listening to them again. I'll stick to polluting my mind with worldly ideals, thank you very much.
Person 2: Switchfoot is Christian Rock? I didn't know that. Well, I'm never listening to them again. I'll stick to polluting my mind with worldly ideals, thank you very much.
by Hamlet88 June 10, 2005