Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.
Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?
Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had
Josh: So who you voting for?
Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got fisted by a midget
Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had
Josh: So who you voting for?
Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got fisted by a midget
by slippyfistfez January 26, 2014
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2. a custom motorcycle
3. a fully automatic assult rifle or sub machine gun
4. spinners that look like theyre chopping or slicing when the car pulls up to a stoplite
5. a custom convertible, that would otherwise be an ordinary hardtop coupe, with the top "chopped off" by a skilled professional at an auto body shop, a "chop shop"
2. a custom motorcycle
3. a fully automatic assult rifle or sub machine gun
4. spinners that look like theyre chopping or slicing when the car pulls up to a stoplite
5. a custom convertible, that would otherwise be an ordinary hardtop coupe, with the top "chopped off" by a skilled professional at an auto body shop, a "chop shop"
3. "front door swang open like, wham! niggas point choppers at me like uncle sam"
4. "still choppin on dem buttons, im struttin and lookin fresh"
5. "remember i could get ur block knocked off... bentley coupe wit the top chopped off"
4. "still choppin on dem buttons, im struttin and lookin fresh"
5. "remember i could get ur block knocked off... bentley coupe wit the top chopped off"
by roosack March 21, 2007
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2. I just got chopped.
3. Are you trying to chop (action verb)?
4. You choppin (must use without the "g")?
2. I just got chopped.
3. Are you trying to chop (action verb)?
4. You choppin (must use without the "g")?
by Kevin Wells January 20, 2006
Get the Chopper mug.1. while in the throws of oral sex, your partner chokes on your penis. Hence from there on out, she becomes known at "the choker" to you and your friends.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
Get the choker mug.A backward, narrow-minded ignorant person from Central Texas, a red-neck. The term was derived from individuals who earned their incomes from harvesting cedar (juniper) trees for fence-posts; and was actually celebrated until recently (Cedar Chopper Festival, in Cedar Park, Texas, a repugnant bedroom community north-west of Austin, Texas).
David, that is the stupidest, most ignorant thing I've ever heard anyone say, you really are a Cedar Chopper.
by Arid Shrub January 13, 2006
Get the cedar chopper mug.to get splashed in the face with a bucket of one's diarrhea
(also can be used as a noun:
cooper cup-a large bucket of diarrhea
(also can be used as a noun:
cooper cup-a large bucket of diarrhea
by stinky vagina face July 30, 2004
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