Chicken of the Sea

1. A brand of canned tuna fish; infamously mistaken for actual chicken by singer Jessica Simpson on her MTV reality show, Newlyweds.

"Did you see the Chicken of the Sea episode of Newlyweds? I think it was scripted."

by EBM May 15, 2005

chick science

Stubborn assertion of ridiculously unsubstantiable opinion as fact based on a faulty understanding of the science related to a particular subject.

Chick: You can't cut those roots that are damaging the driveway and sidewalk next to our house. If you do it will kill the leaves and branches on that side of the tree.

Dude: What the fuck are you talking about? That's chick science. The tree sucks water from all the roots.

by WMPMR May 22, 2009

chichifo

A chichifo is a gay male hustler in Mexico.

That guy that was working your friend last night was so cute, poor thing didn't know he was dealing with a chichifo and ended up spending over 200 pesos.

by miss baker December 31, 2008

chiclet

1) A brand of chewing gum.
2) A small cute white automobile.

Do you have any chiclets?
Hey, check out that chiclet.

by tvyas June 27, 2008

Hot Chick Hair

1) Any female who's physical attributes are less then desirable but posses a hair style of a more attractive female.

2) Having to perform a "double take" as a result of ones first glance yielded a possible hot chick, but in fact the female was a DUFF with hot chick hair.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that hot chick??
Guy 2: Yeah, but she was hella ugly!
Guy 1: Oh, I must of thought that because she had hot chick hair!
Guy 2: Its cool bro, it happens to the best of us!

by Cash M Frost September 4, 2006

Chicken Time Bomb

Consist of placing a piece of raw chicken and buttermilk in a mason jar or an empty baby food jar. Make sure to close it up tight. Used as revenge and placed in the targets home, car or office. After a few days the concoction will ferment, break the jar and emit the most foul smell one can imagine. Best if used after one breaks up with a significant other or gets fired from a job.
Uncooked Shrimp can be substituted for chicken in which it becomes a Shrimp Time Bomb or both can be combined for maximum stench.

C-Dawg: He Lil' Dude, why haven't you been at work?

Lil' Dude: Man they fired me, said I was on UrbanDictionary.com too much.

C-Dawg: That sucks!

Lil' Dude: Don't worry, I'll get my revenge, I left a Chicken Time Bomb in the breakroom.

by ABiggs November 9, 2006

chicka chicka yea

when something is so totally awesome you cant help but scream chicka chicka yea!!!!

did you get that fake id made??
chicka chicka yeaaaaa

by jen andrew jj January 3, 2008