Cheese on Totes!

When someone asks if you'd like cheese on toast and you really want to say yes.

Bad mother: Hey kids for dinner you can either get yelled at by your step-dad or you can have cheese on toast?

Kids: Cheese on Totes!

by towsh.net August 14, 2011

Dick Cheese

Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone

Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch

by 1998 cuh October 31, 2018

pecker cheese

Masses cheesy grossness that accumulate around the foreskin of the poorly hygeniec and uncircumsized (smegma or dick cheese)

I would have went down on him, but it was covered in pecker cheese.

by Dante March 8, 2005

cock cheese

A sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the penis. Rather un-appealing to females.

Hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin' cock cheese?

by curlingguy April 25, 2003

Milf Cheese

Breast milk that has expired on a certain MILF (usually and elderly MILF).

"I sucked your moms tits and all I got was MILF cheese!"
"Dude, shes 67!"

by AssDozer24 June 25, 2009

cheesed off

cheesed off - greatly annoyed; out of patience.

Where is my freaking pizza? I am getting really cheesed off!

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 28, 2006

Spendin Cheese

Misheard musical lyric from Jay Z's Big Pimpin. Has no meaning. See spinning cheese for correct usage.

Did you just say spendin cheese? Cause the real phrase is spinning cheese.

by T&A Construction January 17, 2012