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yawn chair

An extremely comfortable chair such that when one sits in it one falls asleep.
Sorry... I didn't mean to dose off there. This chair is just too damn comfortable. I either need to stop drinking so much or you've got yourself a first rate yawn chair.
by originofscience July 10, 2011
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Slops Chair

The passenger seat of the car, used for parking in a quiet layby and performing Oral Sex (Slops) on your passenger.
"Evie, is there room for a lift in your car?"

"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."
by RobbieTheRaceCar February 24, 2025
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fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"
Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!
by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015
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Behind the factory of chairs

It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.
I will take you behind the factory of chairs if lay a hand on my brother again.
by ImaginativeExaggerator December 5, 2023
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Doctor Chair

Guy 1: Doctor Chair’s dead lmao
Guy 2: Wow that was really insensitive.
by CinnamonRoll2215 April 20, 2023
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Chair Tip

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW
by Kylosis October 26, 2010
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