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Carpet muncher

Lachlan is known as a carpet muncher for driving a Subaru Forester
by Lesbianqueeeen November 16, 2021
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paint to the carpet

it's a phrase used to indicate that someone or something is making the problem worse.
today was a bad day, and you cheating is adding paint to the carpet.
by fizarolii February 5, 2022
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angry carpet

when you drop a wet lolly on the carpet then the fluff sticks to it you shove it up your ass and suck the shite off it
i had an angry carpet lolly
by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023
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carpet tunnelism

When the carpetunnel from the hands travel down from legs to the ankles in the human body.
I tried to to take a step forward but the carpet tunnelism in my ankle showed up and made me fall down.
by TuGrand August 10, 2020
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carpet

"You dumb carpet!"
by TheNicknameClub November 15, 2017
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Carpet muncher

A women who is attracted to another women
Maddison you’re such a carpet muncher
by Will_rice June 19, 2018
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Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)
"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."
by hogthehedge September 25, 2014
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