When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
by frosty dog September 30, 2019

When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...
Also the victim may be turned on...
ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?
by S p I T F i r E August 10, 2007

The thing that you sleep on after you see spencer and declen dancing on a light pole in Denmark after the roman empire invades Germany after has taken over Canada in ww3 does not define the rug it will be your end...
Carpet of spencer
by Josh but not him but japan November 9, 2022

To describe someones thick arse hair.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
by Banditheeler July 29, 2022

by AngelicFarmer November 6, 2016

A very nice gent with a very nice muscular body. A good guy. Good cook. Loves touching men appropriately. Loves cookies.
by URBOISOMECOOLSHIPYANKUREAR December 16, 2019

Dude we just went up to our high school coach and he was basically none existent…. What a fucking carpet.
by SuDaniel of Queensberry July 31, 2022
