Brian’s are athletic players to the game and girls. people named Brian are so wishy washy they can’t stay in a relationship. They will put other people in danger and not care about how their actions affect others. They are self centered people that are loved by their parents but hated by their friends.
Friend 1: “Did you hear what Brian did?”
Friend 2: “No what happen?”
Friend 1: “He tries to drive his girl home drunk from the party”
Friend 2: “No what happen?”
Friend 1: “He tries to drive his girl home drunk from the party”
by Wha zuuuuppp January 15, 2022

A teacher at rivet high school who shakes the school when she walks and sounds like toad from Mario.
by Joe Hopf January 23, 2020

1. Over sized phalanges, provoking the movement of joysticks on a play station 4 control.
2. The absence of user skills in madden 18.
2. The absence of user skills in madden 18.
Bro why do you suck so bad at madden?
Don’t you see my Brians? I can never do anything correct because of these dam brians.
Don’t you see my Brians? I can never do anything correct because of these dam brians.
by Maddens Life December 6, 2017

It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"
by Matches&Gasoline January 19, 2023

A guy who will break your heart three days out of no where after he said he wanted something in the future with you.
Friend: do not go back to Brian, he will just end up hurting you again. Do not give him another chance.
Me: I know.
Me: I know.
by joceee November 20, 2023

When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong
by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019
