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Breakfast

that awkward moment when you walk in on your step dad eatin out your momzZ
last night i walked in on my step dad eatin out my momzZ an he looked up an said "its all god im just eatin breakfast"
by triangle offense November 11, 2011
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Breakfast club

A group of young people, generally late teens or early twenties, just starting out in life, at the start of their adult life who generally are well educated and think that they know it all but have no life experience and have led a fairly sheltered life.

Quite often they are in positions of minor power because of the skills shortage. For example, they may have a degree and been thrust straight into a management position from university whereas in the past it would have taken 10-15 years to get to such a position.

They usually dress is designer labels with their hair meticulously preened (the boys too).

They usually believe that they know best in any given situation and will not take guidance from older people who have had experience in the relevant topic or area.

They tend not to relate to older people or those from different backgrounds so tend to stick within their own groups.

A business or government department being run or staffed by a group of young people is referred to as being 'a breakfast club'.
Don't try and tell the Breakfast Club over there know how to run the show, they know how to do it, they read it somewhere.
by evilsanta March 16, 2013
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midnight breakfast

A kickass breakfast made by jamie oliver. Perfect for when u have a late night and are a little peckish.
by god dammit April 29, 2005
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Breakfast Sandwich

A slang term for money. Replaces "Bread," "Cheddar," and "Bacon."

The combination of the 3 make up "Breakfast Sandwich"
"I'll be bringin' home the breakfast sandwich tonight!"

"Gotta make that breakfast sandwich!"

"Times are difficult, it's getting harder and harder to bring home the breakfast sandwich."
by PDawgRukus April 15, 2009
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breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
by E&A July 16, 2008
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Breadsticks

When an Italian man (aka an "Olive Garden") gets hit in the stomach.
He took that one right in the breadsticks.
by 2damax June 22, 2006
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breakfast ham-bone

A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.
I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!
by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
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