phallus booking

phallus booking: the act of shutting a penis in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pronounced FALus booking)

feminin: I phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.

by oh silly one. March 29, 2010

Book boy

A young lad that has a great taste in books and can be found anywhere with a book in his hands. He is a very knowledgeable about books and knows many great lessons from these books.

"He is such s nerd."
"No he is just a book boy."

by Fishhead146 August 7, 2015

chick-book

a chick flick in book form. books thats usually attract girls age 12-16.

Dude 1: hey, did you read The Lovely Bones?
Dude 2: wtf? thats a total chick-book!

by Chris_P_Waffle January 9, 2010

double book

the act of sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, and ejaculating inside of her, intending to refertilize her. a kind of a creampie.

shawn-"did you hear debbie is preggers?"
jake k-"Man, id double book that!"

by pinksicksock July 23, 2010

Book of Face

A book containing the flesh remnants of faces that have been removed from their persons.

Do you need a disguise? Here, take one from my Book of Face.

by Hannibal Lecture January 13, 2009

book gang

whole lotta education shit

librarian: you gonna sign in that book before you walk out of here?
cool hip gangster: book gang whole lotta education shit!!

by cant keep my ores in my chest May 14, 2018

Text-book

When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.

Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.

by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010