blumpkin queen

known all over the Blumpkin queen is the master of all things blumpkin related.
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s

Yo tyrone, you see that girl over dur?

yeah dawg i do why wassup?

she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood

i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band

by big daddy dirty dick December 30, 2020

Explosive Blumpkin

Rory

"I'm so desperate for an Explosive Blumpkin rn!"
"Just Call Rory bro"

by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 23, 2025

blumpkin wrap

the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket

dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap

by cfreefuckface March 25, 2022

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.

I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.

by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023

Evil Blumpkin

When (as a male) you are 69ing with a girl and another girl is pegging you at the same time.

Chase Evil Blumpkined last night and now no one can walk today.

by Yippyman December 5, 2024

Country Blumpkin

A country blumpkin is when a man is sitting on the tank of the toilet with the lid off, your basic "top shelf" prank. When he is ready to "drop the kids in the pool", if you will, a woman (human) sits on the toilet straddling the tank ALSO " dropping off kids", and giving a blow job to the man on tank.

Last summer we went to the country and learned a new style Blumpkin, Country Blumpkin!

by J. P. Okes November 25, 2025

Double Blumpkin

Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.

Shelly gave me the steamiest Double Blumpkin on our Honeymoon getaway last week.

by Dinglebear April 30, 2022