The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
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by Fugnugget August 26, 2025
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by El Conquistador20139 December 20, 2013
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A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will
by AP9910 March 22, 2024
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Get the Giving a shotgun a blowjobmug. by ap808 October 21, 2024
Get the blowjob mommug. When a woman performs felatio on a man and deep throats his dick all the way down to his balls, then proceeds to stick her toung out and lick his balls while still deepthroating his dick.
by Riley9968 February 17, 2024
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