deuce-block

when you're just about to drop a deuce in a public restroom usually in the case of college dorms and someone usually a douchebag decides to occupy the stall right next to you, dashing your hopes & dreams of a peaceful poo

I found an empty bathroom and as soon as I was about to give a solid back to the community, this guy came in and deuce-blocked me.

by IllestM'FockerAlive March 4, 2013

clock blocked

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.

Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!

by clockblocker April 18, 2010

slice the block

Walking around areas of a neighborhood looking for girls or just some people to chill with

Man im about to go and slice the block

by jamgasm May 24, 2008

Ghost Blocked

When you try to hook up with someone and they keep mentioning someone elses name who is not there.

I tried to hook up with Sarah last night, but I kept getting ghost blocked by some guy named david.

by Jdubb29 January 16, 2015

Cock-blocked

So today I got asked what does cock-blocked mean because I over heard one of me friends talking about it so I told this cock-blocked means to get in the way of your friend or aquentence that's trying to get it.

When tom tried to talked to Lucy he got cock-blocked by her friends.
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy

by roxxyfoxxyy November 8, 2018

Programming Block

A term referring to programming when you completely have no ideas of what to make, or how to continue. You actually know how to, but you just can't think how.

Sam: Ugh, I don't know what to make.......
Sam's Friend: Ah, so you have a Programming Block?
Sam: Yes.

by TheUrbanScripter April 7, 2015

block cup

The act of repeatedly playing flip cup with a mobile table in the middle of the street in a circular manner around one's block after being angrily rejected from a back yard by one's neighbors. May include angry neighbors who fail to recognize the significance of depositing empty cans in said neighbor's mailboxes, and hurried dashes down major highways while carrying a table containing party cups, empty cans, and a rack of beer. May lead to arrest.

Dude, i can't believe we played block cup around your block after getting kicked out of the backyard by your old grumpy neighbors. That was the shit!

by Ry-lo January 3, 2009