cock block

one who prevents the cock from being unleashed upon a woman.

I had a hot girl in the room, but Alex would not quit playing WoW and subsequently became a cock block.

Me: "Alex...girl...in...room.."
Alex: "no, one more raid, there's a hot sorceress in here, i think she wants to get into my pixel pants."

by DeerPark1515 November 12, 2008

coke block

someone that is stopping you, in some form, from getting cocaine. kind of like a cock block.

god damn leonard is bein a coke block! she won't share any!

by allisonthedopeshit May 5, 2008

Text Block

While in class or an important meeting where texting is prohibited, one uses a book, wall, backpack, person, etc blocking the view of you texting from the teacher/instructor.

Ryan: "He Sally, I need to use your backpack as a text block."
Sally: "Ok, just don't make it obvious!"

by ManOfCars March 4, 2009

Spin da block

Come back home when your in a relationship

Spin da block It mean you go back to your ex or someone you use to talk to

by Pretty.tara June 27, 2021

cock block

Something that keeps you from getting action.

That bitch scares all the other chicks away! She's a total cock block.

by Batman November 10, 2001

cock block

1. Someone who stops someone from having any type of relationship with someone else due to reasons of jealousy or anger.

2. Someone or something who stops sex from occuring with thier presence, accident or not.

1a. A girl who is ugly and/or fat who has a pretty friend. She stops guys from dating this pretty girl because she thinks 'if I can't, than niether can you'. What a bitch.

1b. A girl who is ugly and fat who got rejected by a man. She then spreads rumours and lies to anyone the man has his eye on trying to get them to reject him. WHAT A BITCH

2. A kid wants to score but his parents are always around, never leaving an opportunity. They are cock blocking.

by Cybernetico January 1, 2005

Cock Block

An ancient Chinese kung fu move which involves a male or a female (hopefully not) whipping out their dick and using it to block a karate chop, hence the name Cock Block. It has the potential to hurt the owner of the dick, but usually ends the fight with the owner of the cock being victorious. This is due to the fact that the other fighter is afraid (usually) of touching the dick, because they don't want to become gay by doing so. If you're fighting a girl.... um i guess you're screwed

Dude 1: Dude I pulled a cock block last night in a fight!

Dude 2: Dude, that's gay.

by Big Chee January 20, 2009