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Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.
"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"
by Bachii07 September 18, 2012
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blind dick

Someone who would fuck everything with a hole and does so
Exemple 1
Yo Yanice slept with that ugly ass bitch
He a real blind dick
Exemple 2
Man a hole is a hole
You a real blind dick hakeem
by badasssuperblackpanda July 16, 2014
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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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blind audit

I was bored so I randomly walked through a randomly-selected academic building on campus where I saw a group of students in a random room so I walked in and blind audited.
by gnilrets March 27, 2015
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blind bandwagon

A person that only likes a sports team because...
•it has their favorite player
•their friend(s) like that team
•they no nothing about the sport
•etc
J. That guy is terrible at football
H. I know
J. He doesn't know any of the rules or how to play
H. He only knows knows the Patriots because he is in love with Tom Brady's wife
J. He is such a BLIND BANDWAGON
by Yodleodles June 20, 2015
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blind driver

When a person is driving a vehicle and has so many distractions or just doesn't care, blattenly cuts people off, runs red lights, drive the wrong way of a one way street, ect.....
During rush hour traffic I saw at least three blind drivers run a red light at the crosswalk by the court house
by Plumbcrazy420 July 24, 2015
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blindcidered

When you drink a large quantity of cider assuming it is low in alcohol because it is light-tasting, but it is actually high in alcohol and you get drunk and subsequently hungover.
Bro-dawg, I got totally blindcidered by that Harvest's Dickens Cider last Tuesday, showed up to work 3 hours late.
by 907miller September 19, 2016
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