The cutest teddy bear one could ever imagine having. It likes to snuggle and cuddle all day and night, and occasionally flies around the room only to land abruptly on the faces of others in the room. This land is called a butt-bomb.
Unfortunately as Bah-Bear gets older, it starts to get a gimpy leg and can no longer support its weight.
Unfortunately as Bah-Bear gets older, it starts to get a gimpy leg and can no longer support its weight.
by RoseOak February 8, 2013
Get the Bah-Bear mug.Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.
by jennacola March 8, 2013
Get the Fecal Beard mug.A man's beard that is so attractive women (or men) cannot control their impulse to touch, stroke, or rub themselves against it, similar to how cats find catnip irresistible.
by figurista June 7, 2014
Get the catnip beard mug.A sad, wilted foreskin, caused by having too little of your foreskin removed at birth, resembling that of a dragons beard depicted in ancient Japanese paintings.
Dude, how long has it been since you've scrubbed that dick jacket? That dragon-beard's so stanky i can smell it from the kitchen.
by TheRealFrankieMuniz December 24, 2016
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Get the Koala Bear Hugging mug.The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.
by Don Bruska February 16, 2017
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A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.
Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.
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A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.
Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.
#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni
by Aurora Blew March 11, 2017
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