Citrus Blast

When you take a lemon cut in half, put it in your partners mouth (who is laying on there back) Then you ejaculate(have sex to get close to climax first, obviously) on their face, take the lemon out of their mouth, and spray the lemon juices in their eyes, blinding them, and finishing with a cheeky skull fuck

MC Vagina: "Did You fuck Jane last night?"
Adolf: "Yeah, I gave her a citrus blast

by The Real Citrus Blaster December 01, 2016

have a blast

A metaphor that you shouldn't ever take literally. It's true meaning is "to have lots of fun". The word 'blast' originates from big. So now, when you hear somebody say "Let's have a blast!", you won't have to wonder what they mean. Because, they're trying to tell you that the next following days are going to be fun!

Tomorrow, I'm going on a Summer trip to LA. Oh my god, we're also going to the beach and having cocktails! My life will have a blast!

by emilyeternally June 02, 2022

Anal Blast 9000

When you Anal a girl so hard she can’t walk straight up to a week.

Friend 1: Damn I Anal Blast 9000 Sara and she still can’t walk straight.
Friend 2: Holy shit that was like 4 days ago!!!
Friend 1: Hell yeah

by IDontknowwhattocallmtself June 29, 2018

blasted a confetti cannon

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

by jk63 March 05, 2016

The Callahan Baja Blast

The Baja Blast is when a man finishes in a woman’s mouth, she holds it in her mouth and drives her to Taco Bell. Where he buys her a Baja blast, she spits the semen into said Baja blast and continues to drink it all day.

Dude last night me and Christina did the Callahan Baja Blast.

by Superlitdood69 January 27, 2023

Lava lamp blast

When someone shoves a hot lava lamp up someone ass and they like it. Commonly used by two fags Usually one Jewish and one a white prick, but both rich and republicans

Drew lava lamp blasted Michael in the ass very hard and he loved it so he moaned very loud

by Andrew large penis March 11, 2017

Electro-Gooch Blasting

The act of duct taping your dogs shock collar to the region between your balls and your rectum, commonly known as the gooch, then walking across the electric fence. This is done in order to become sexually aroused.

Dumbass 1: So how was your date last night?
Daniel Tosh: I couldnt get hard so I tried electro-gooch blasting.
Dumbass 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Daniel Tosh: Titties!

by Evil Pleasure June 30, 2010