bling theory

Scientific theory based on the idea that all matter in the universe is interrelated and governed through a massive network of invisible bling.

Dr. Dre, P.h.d., is giving a presentation on bling theory today.

by AceFrehley February 28, 2008

Blunt Surgery

when your rolling a blunt and you rip/tear it and have to try to repair it any way you can without damaging it any further

kevin was rollin a fatty when a stem ripped through the blunt and he had to perform blunt surgery by using an extra piece of wrap to patch up the hole

by 858596790583473 July 24, 2010

Blazenka

An extremely beautiful girl, who is smart and has the greatest qualities around.

I could not find a proper meaning, but as far as i know she is awesome so my definition is what i have written above.

You are so Blazenka

by Hardaker March 28, 2013

blewok

a black ewok

Boobie Dixon, running back for the Buffalo Bills, is a straight up blewok.

by walterc November 13, 2014

blaztful

Gay ass nerdy bitch who probably smells like shit since he plays 15 online call of duty tournaments a day and plays 25 hours 8 days a week and has a fat ass ugly mole on his face.

"Dude where were you this weekend?"
"I fucking pulled a blaztful and sat on my ass all day."

by Versabean March 5, 2016

Blousey

A busty trollop who is particularly cheap and tarty looking. Often too loud and attention seeking. Unladylike. Unsophisticated.

1. She's what my old Mother would have described as blousey.

2. Dolly Parton could be described as blousey; in so many ways. And none of them bad.

by bloodcurdling May 3, 2016

bloopski

an individual who adheres to the stereotypical surfer/skater/stoner persona.

Guy: "hey, how are you?"
Friend A: "suh dude, radical, I'm feeling righteous. Wanna smoke some weed, bro?"
Friend B: "Yeah dude, fer sure."
Guy: "You guys are such bloopskis"

by max.gilbert April 2, 2017