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Joe Bird

one who shanks someone at a public event.

This can happen at a football game, and is typically done with a knife that the person is carring out of rage and depression
Oh my god you just got Joe Birded in the leg!
by yaboysagoon December 17, 2009
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Dodo Bird

Someone who is incompetent of doing a certain task or is dumb and mentally retarded.
by Justin Cool KIcks August 30, 2016
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Hummin bird

Speaking to a girl
Hey there hummin bird
by poczatek February 10, 2010
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oiling the bird

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.
oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"
by trvkvltdoomocculta October 5, 2009
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he-bird

FUCK ME IN THE HE-BIRD!!!

You could fit a watermelon up that he-bird.
by PinkPlasticJesus December 19, 2009
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bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.
Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'
by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010
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mad birds

Wearing Hollister brand clothing on a regular basis
Yo slut you got mad birds
by the guy who invents words September 26, 2010
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