retardedly attractive

The act of holding so much attraction, that the pursuer goes dumb/retarded.

Joni was so retardedly attractive, that I forgot my name and went dumb.

by Badgirljojo September 29, 2014

Torpedo Sneak Attack

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened

Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick

by CaptainKelly304 December 13, 2010

Gay panic attack

An overwhelming sensation of feelings for fictional character of the same sex to the point of anxiety and panic ensues

Friend: Dude what were doing

You: I had a gay panic attack over *insert character*

by Kim Kam January 19, 2019

Attack of the 50' Hooker

(N.) Best softcore porno ever! (1994 @opyright) Stars "Leena" as the gentle Hooker.

Leena's back in a very BIG way in "Attack of the 50 foot Hooker." Only on Pinnacle Video.

by Unknown June 11, 2006

Attack of the Show

G4's flagship show. It used to be cool and about technology, but it sucks ass now and is about dumb shit like "In Your Pants" (A.k.a. "Terrible sex advice") and "ATN After Hours", where they feature a model in a bikini that they supposedly can't show during primetime.

Kevin Rose & Sarah Lane are way better than Olivia Munn. Attack of the Show sucks ass ever since they left.

by John Shmithers August 5, 2008

Fetus Attraction

Fetal Attraction is the name of a sex move where a guy is having sex with a pregnant woman (usually in the third trimester). The guy pounds on the woman's stomach until the fetus aborts out onto his dick. The guy then proceeds to beat the girl with her dead fetus until he ejaculates.

John, "aw shit dude, I was getting some awesome poontang last night"

Wayne, "oh yeah? well i pulled the Fetus Attraction on my bitch last night, and dude...it was orgasmic."

by Hacksaw Mutilator March 16, 2009

Rad Attack

The place to be; A person, place, object, or event that is exceptionally rad.

Initially created as an alternative to the term jump off, it has since evolved to much broader uses.

See also: Lame Attack

You have to go tonight, it's gonna be the rad attack!

by Mike Carroll August 28, 2006