A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment
All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.
by Fortyphobic November 17, 2018
Get the Asshole switchmug. The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.
by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018
Get the The acrobatic assholemug. An asshole of ginormous ridiculousness. A person who defies reasonable stupidity with their actions.
A "ridiculous asshole" would take his girlfriend to the movies, then take his mistress to planned parenthood
by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016
Get the Ridiculous assholemug. by Yaka the magnificent May 27, 2016
Get the cuddly assholemug. Adj. A oxymoron to describe a person who is highly respected but at the same time, this person gets away with being an asshole due to established hierarchy status.
Example:
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.
2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.
2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"
by noneofyourfuckingbusness October 21, 2012
Get the respected assholemug. When your significant other wants you to deal with something that annoys them in avoidance. Usually making you to appear to be the asshole.
I’m tired of doing my husbands dirty work. Like I’m an asshole conduit for his shit. Instead of dealing with crap himself, he pushes it off on me making me look like the asshole for trying to keep the peace. FML.
by Nickel Sack13 April 16, 2019
Get the Asshole Conduitmug. When someone tries to put an optimistic spin on an unfotmunate situation, but has a sarcastic intent, and ends up subtly coming off as an asshole.
"It's cool that you have no car like everyone else," said Lucas, "now you can have fun riding your bike everywhere." In a show of asshole optimism.
by doktorj March 8, 2014
Get the Asshole Optimismmug.