anal nuke

When you have to take such a massive shit, it tips your sphincter.

Ohhhh!!! I just got done with lunch at this burrito place, and now I feel an anal nuke coming on!!!

by Rajanabadooa December 17, 2017

Anal Seepage

The act of losing liquid from your anus due to medications or too many dicks.

Kyyyle suffers from anal seepage and a sandy vagina

by Name1ess June 9, 2018

anal rending

The violent hemorrhaging of the rectum or sphincter through the use of a phallic object or appendage. Typically associated with lube-less anal sex.

My friend David nearly bled to dead after a severe anal rending.

by BreadlessYeti December 6, 2012

Triple Anal

Exactly as the term suggests, having three penises, or dildos inserted into an anus at one time.

Regina: "There are rumors about porn star Ginger Banks doing TRIPLE ANAL❗"

Mallory: "OMFG, how is that possible❓"

Regina: "Uh... Lube, Libations, and Loose sphincter ❗❗❗."

by Slut4u August 29, 2019

anal cooch

A gay man's vagina.....

Man 1: Hun, something is wrong with my anal cooch
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....

by that_just_happened July 22, 2007

Anal Jizz

When someone cums inside your butt, but it comes out soon after or later after mixing with shit

After I cummed in my girl, she had some nasty anal jizz, it was brown and rank

by Dengo August 6, 2015

anal junkie

An untreatable mental condition whereby a person becomes addicted to anal sex—can be either as giving or as receiving or to both—and prefers it over every other sexual act. It is believed to be irreversible.

“Can you believe he told me he would never put his penis in my vagina?”

“He said that?!?!”
“Yeah! And on the first date! Said he was a Anal Junkie and all he wanted was ass!”

by worddick May 7, 2020