The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.

"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."

by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020

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Ed

Short for: Erectile Dysfunction

"Dude, I bet Nate still won't lose his v-card this year cuz he's got ed."

by EndYasss2k17 September 29, 2017

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cessed-ed

Cess is another word for weed or the devil's lettuce. When you get cessed-ed it basically means you are getting high.

"Yo my nigga I just got cessed-ed."-Jay
"Nigga pass that weed."-Tae

by Artifactz April 28, 2017

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Ed Sheeran

An unbelievably amazing creature that has been sent to us to make us believe that this world could be a brighter place and the answer to every problem.

"I'm trying to solve this impossible equation that has been haunting me for days...Do you have any idea?"
"Ed Sheeran".

"I...I can't believe he has left me after our holiday in Paris...Like, who would ever do this to a girl? Do you have any tip to help me getting over him quickly (and this not includes getting drunk)?"
"Ed Sheeran".

"I'm so tired, I've been working all day and the boss would complain about me an-"
"Stop"
"What? I need to express my feel-"
"The answer is and always will be: Ed Sheeran".

by sheeransvoice May 31, 2017

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