Joe 'Perfect'

A Joe is a friend that you can always have a laugh with, a good friend but also a very feminine friend with an attraction to short-shorts, dogs and anything particularly queer. But a Joe is an amazing friend and if a girl is lucky enough to get a Joe, they shouldn't let him go because he is, more often than not, the best guy you will ever be with. He is very thoughtful and will always say what he thinks is right. A Joe is also very sexy and has a huge penis... that is all.

Girl: That guys dick was HUUGE... He was defiantly a Joe.
Guy: Yeahh I did notice the short-shorts he was wearing...
Girl: Obviously a Joe 'Perfect'

by TeehBubbleWrappedUnicorn April 19, 2010

Perfect

1.Someone with few flaws; possessing many desirable qualities.

Someone with many if not all of these traits:

beautiful on the inside and out.

attractive.

athletic.

generous.

caring.

kind.

intelligent.

funny.

fun to be around.

hardworking.

friendly.

often their name is jessie or jessica

you are perfect

by worldsk8r May 10, 2011

Perfect race

As It stands hitlers original "Perfect race" consists of those young people of Germany, the Blonde Hair Blue eyed type that follow under his judjment

Hitlers youth organizations, neo nazi arians, Blonde hair blue eyed people are but together the perfect race.

by Scharfschu July 28, 2006

Perfect Piss

The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.

Gary: Hurry up!!!
John: Don't worry, I'll take the perfect piss.
Gary: Wow, that was fast!!

by fitz6278 October 2, 2011

ok perfect

When something doesn’t go your way and you have nothing to say.

Can I get a pumpkin loaf? No. Ok perfect.

by Unicorn frappuccino November 28, 2022

beyond perfect

something that isn’t comparable to anything else. something that changes the meaning of perfect.

Guy: whoa have you seen that girl? she’s beyond perfect
Other guy: oh you mean that girl Lois? yeah she is

by Doseful May 3, 2020

Perfect Relationship

When two people can facetime each other and act like complete idiots and still love each other.

Will: Does something stupid
Kylie: Laughs then does something else stupid
Both: Die inside and love each other
Others: Wow look at that perfect relationship

by CrazyWillster January 30, 2019