Pulling A Patrick

When you eat so much ass you hurt your feet.

Bob: What's up with D'Vonn over there?
Tylnn: Oh yeah he was Pulling A Patrick over the weekend

by holyyahoo January 26, 2022

Patrick

loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home

daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk

by urmotherisinmybed1234 June 21, 2022

national patrick star day

a national holiday celebrating the useless presence of patrick star

hey, it's may 15th, i can finally take a break from school because some weirdo created national patrick star day, thank you weirdo.

by adaskarolcuba2 November 27, 2021

Patrick🤍

Wears his heart on his sleeve, he is the kindest, smartest and most empathetic person. He continuously makes me feel like the prettiest girl to walk the earth and will always put my comfort above all. You have never made me feel unsure or unwanted and you continue to make me feel cared for in every way. Patrick is something that no one else has been…….

“Patrick🤍” is an amazing person

by Mka0627 April 25, 2024

Patrick

wants to be a priest......

"oh look its patrick"
"run"
kids scream

by spicydumpilings September 15, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Cody and Noel Suck Toes December 16, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is the definition of a perfect friend. They are the cutest people you will ever meet and always funny and kind. Patrick has the most gorgeous eyes and eyelashes known to earth, I mean everyone should be envious. Patrick is shy at first when meeting him but after getting to know him, he's the sweetest guy. Patrick's have the most adorable laugh and smile. Their smiles could light up a whole room.

Boy 1 (lets call him Indiana): I wish I was like him
Girl 1 (Let's call her Ella): I mean duh, he's a Patrick

by @nonymous_;) December 6, 2021