Blumpkin Seed

When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.

She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds

by WhatDFaulk August 8, 2024

Chilly Blumpkin

When a male is given a blow job by a female while pooping in a portapotty in the middle of winter

She gave me the best chilly blumpkin.

by Loopdah March 27, 2025

Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

by John Crump March 31, 2025

Businessman's Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit country blumpkin style, while also smoking a nice cigar. You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.

Bob: Did you get that file to the President yet?
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.

by TheActuallyRealBillClinton April 5, 2025

Self-Blumpkin Technique

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.

“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”

by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025

Blumpkin spice latte

When you shit your pants in the Starbucks drive thru and your girl is giving you a blow job while you order her a pumpkin spice latte.

Can I get a blumpkin spice latte please with extra whipped cream

by Touchedbythetismgurl May 6, 2025

North Korean Blumpkin

When your partner is cosplaying as a character from any source of media while you get a blumpkin from them. While getting the Blumpkin, you scroll through your phone looking at rule 34 of that character their cosplaying.

"do the jenny mod." north Korean blumpkin

by iloveblumpkin1234567890 May 18, 2025