wicker chair

Wicker Chair-Commonly used Visalian slang for something extraordinarily cool.

"Holy shit, that's so Wicker Chair" said Mary as Janice told her about her cow-tipping extravaganza.

by Gene Kelly October 10, 2006

Lampost wanker

A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts

I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka

by maddy October 5, 2004

Crazy Irish Wankers

Crazy Irish people who get pissed off when people forget about St.Pattie's Day. And when that wonderful day comes, they dress in all green, shouting "Happy bleeping St.Patrick's Day you stoopid mofo gits" at people who give them strange looks. They also like to get piss drunk on Ginger Ale.

Super L: That stoopid mofo is givin us dirty looks! I dont think h knows or cares that its damn well St.Pattie's Day!!!
Super S: Hey you stoopid mofo git!!!Happy bleeping St. Pattie's Day!!!
Super L: That'll show him!
Super S: Yeayuh!

by Super L March 19, 2005

wanker

Someone that listens to Trance music

Paul Oakenfold is a wanker of a DJ.

by Slap!Nastee May 13, 2003

wanker

one who seems happy to go through life in a allmost homosexual frolicking manner not realy skilled nor capable of much normally an anoyance
you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person

also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree

"damn it lenny quit being a wanker and help us get this done"
"you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker"
"aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker"
"Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"

by HeYzUs December 28, 2005

Windered

When the wind hits your eyes and makes them water, you get the windered effect.

When the wind is blowing into your eyes and they begin to water, your eyes are windered.

by Tamala December 12, 2008

Wankerchif

n. A cloth or towel repeatedly used for the sole purpose of ejaculating into or cleaning up post sex-messiness.

In my case, I use a Mr. Met towel for such purposes as my Wankerchif being this is about the equivalent of the state of their organization.

by yeaisaidthat4 July 21, 2012