Wet Mug

adjective
1. The state of a man's (or woman's) face after performing a lot of oral sex on a woman.

verb (wet mugging)
1. The act of performing oral sex on a woman for long periods of time.

"Yo, did you see DeOnte's face last night? Dude had a straight up wet mug."

"You wanna see if Jamaal want to come meet up for lunch?"
"He said he can't. He's recovering from all the wet mugging he did last night.

by Millarga January 18, 2019

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Wet porcupine

The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.

Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..

by Pelvic Spire December 3, 2014

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Wet choker

Truest form of a pearl necklace. Nut all around the neck and chin after a 69. Nut gets all in and around the hair follicles. Not recommended for dandruff control.

Gentleman: My lady do you care for a 69?

Lady: Yes but only if you will grace me with a wet choker.

by Brian/Dbaby May 19, 2016

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Wet Tube

noun - the prelubricated anal canal of someone awaiting a good rump pumping. Variation: wet-tuber - one who lubricates the anal canal of another individual to prep them for a good rump pumping.

Before heading out to hit the scene, ol' Paulie made sure to have a wet tube, as a good scout will always be prepared.

by EvilBastid February 23, 2015

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Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.

Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

by Jamie Parson August 3, 2006

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