A person who adheres to Judeo/Christian ethics. (ie: To treat others, as you would want to be treated). Has very little tolerance for people practicing amoral, greedy, or racist bigotry . . . intended to give myopic (ie: short sighed) Plutocrats and Oligarchs more and more of the zero-sum pie. Putting on notice people not learning from history, that exponentially growing income inequality will eventually bring out the guillotines.
by sir88 September 15, 2020
Get the SJW (social justice warrior)mug. You watch lego monkey kid. you know damn well you only searched this for the irony. You also probably simp for either Swk, Mac, the Mayor, or Azure Lion. you know you do. keys/pos.
The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon. Their light, a protective glow, shining upon the world. Together, there was nothing that could stop the two of them. Either in the Celestial Realms or on Earth. As time went on, the Hero attained power beyond comprehension. As the Hero's light grew, so too did his shadow. And soon, the Warrior was cast in that shadow. In the darkness, the Warrior was forgotten by the Hero.
by Nezha!!!(Marsh) October 9, 2023
Get the The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moonmug. The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc
Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.
by bt February 27, 2003
Get the Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warriormug. by mikey mcg August 14, 2006
Get the one eyed purple headed warrior of lovemug. Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug. These people are rarely found in the rainforests of roblox arcane odyssey usually feasting on infant souls and/or the tears of prince revon. They love to get raped in the ass because fuck you warrior mains you enjoy watching at oiled up old hairy big black men have gay anal sex because fuck you go drown yourself in the dark sea
by goshaprofessional November 28, 2023
Get the AO Warriormug. Matt, a vacuum warrior prince, charges into battle with his princess Melissa by his side, and a love-bite on his neck.
by sigma_alpha_mu January 7, 2009
Get the vacuum warrior princemug.