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Walking joke

A joke that occurs often in a form of media, but not enough to be considered a running joke.
by REDBOSS2008 February 10, 2026
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Walting Away

Same as "Wilting away" but instead you or the person is in the Walter White death pose from the finale of the Breaking Bad show.
Person 1: You ok man-
Person 2: I'M WALTING AWAY
by Mr. Pretzel Roll May 14, 2025
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Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.
Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.
by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025
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Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"
by Bigscheming December 13, 2025
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Walking Waxworks

Walking Waxworks:
People who have had excessive Botox or plastic surgery to the point where their face and body appear stiff, glossy, and unnatural — resembling wax museum figures rather than living humans. Often compared to Madame Tussauds models, they aim to look attractive or youthful but instead end up uncanny, expressionless, and sometimes unsettling or scary to look at.
Even celebrities can fall into this category. What often starts as a small cosmetic tweak can turn into a full-blown addiction — similar to a drug addict chasing the dragon: the idea of perfection that can never actually be reached. No matter how much work is done, it’s never enough.
This obsession can spiral over years, costing hundreds of thousands — sometimes even millions — as they are constantly chasing the next procedure, convinced the next surgery will finally “fix” them.
Lee: That Jordan, she’s well fit, bruv.

Frank: No, she’s not, bruv. She’s had to much plastic surgery bruv she’s like a walking wax works doll now she look terrible she used to be well fit back in the day bruv.

Lee: I think your right bruv maybe not.
Walking Waxworks LOl.
Frank: LOL
by Jamie Cheese December 20, 2025
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Rankin Walking

To walk next to someone and repeatedly bump into them by accident.
I have a fucking bruise on my arm because she kept Rankin Walking
by Anonymous123455 October 17, 2007
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thin walling

When you are staying in a hotel with very thin walls, and when you “accidentally” break through the wall you land on two really hot naked chicks chilling in a Jacuzzi pool next door.
Did you hear how Andrew was lucky enough to have a freakin’ thin walling event? And it was during the Model United Nations trip nonetheless!
by one_good_man March 1, 2009
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