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My Waleed

My waleed is a nice guy with pretty eyes,he loves football he's favourite players are kdb and aguero , he plays football and i enjoy it when he talk to me about every goal he scores, he's a nerd and very good at math he's literally the whole package, he's the first boy i ever talked to ,called,watched movies with,and the first one i ever loved i'm always not sure what i want but in the waleed situation i knew i only wanted him, life feels like a dream or some fairytale story he's the reason i wake up every morning and when i go to bed i dream of him and I actually love it because i love him so much i started writing poetry about him i love everything about him i love his laugh when we call it feels safe,i like it when we call each other babe ,i love how fictional this man is,and i love him so much that i can't even believe we love each other ,7 months ago I didn't even believe in love and know I'm madly unconditionally in love with him, every song is about him and i love it we watched my favourite movies together and know i love these movies more we talk about our future life and i love it ,we finish each other's sentences and i love it i love it when he randomly says i love you or when he reads my mind or makes my life feels like a pretty love song, i love him so much and i know i will never know how to express it , to my waleed i love you so much babe.
you're the king of my heart
by L.w💗 November 21, 2023
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stoma wallet

When Jimmy went in he filled his wallet and his stoma wallet to the brim.
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Phoebe Waller-Bridge

A bridge constructed by Phoebe Bridgers in 1985 in London, UK that connects fleabag to the priest. 5'10" tall, sexy af! You should visit...
Look, phoebe bridgers made Phoebe Waller-Bridge!!
by Adrinil January 13, 2024
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Sausage Wallet

Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️
You will be my Sausage Wallet tonight if you fight it you then become a victim please fight me lol
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Cannibal Walleye

A niche folk-pop band known for their hit album Appeal to the Void, including songs like Remix of Spoken Sound Waves, Red Light in the Woods, and Spouting Numbers. Due to their lead singer being Amish, the band has no online presence, and only performs for live audiences during full moons.
My favorite bands are The Crane Wives and Cannibal Walleye!
by cannibalWalleyeFan June 15, 2024
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chili wallet

when you use your mouth to suction yourself to someones forehead and then take a steamy, wet shit down the front of their head before letting go of their waistband and snapping it shut like a wallet full of chili.
Dave: yo what did you do last night?
Johnny: i gave my worst enemy a chili wallet.
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Thin Wallet Energy

When a girl begs you for your money because they don’t have any money themselves. They will keep asking for your money, when they have nothing to offer back themselves.
All Stacy does is beg for money for food and to get her nails done. It gives off some real thin wallet energy!
by TheMaleDictionary21 July 26, 2024
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