Briefcase Wanker

An insult commonly used against those who carry briefcases.

Bully: Look at that briefcase wanker!
Briefcase Wanker: Fuck off, faggot!

by badboyCHANCE October 25, 2010

Serial Wanker

Someone that wanks way too often, the type that prefers the company of his/her hand over that of a man/woman.

The Serial Wanker can relief himself several times in one day and often does.

Terry is a serial wanker, he sits at his computer all day wanking and playing WoW

by Mesie December 30, 2010

hefty wanker

A 12 year old swag fag who vapes all the time and jacks off 2 times a day.

I saw John vaping yesterday and he said he just got done jacking off. What a hefty wanker.

by ButterboyOG October 2, 2015

Bloody Wanker

A person that is a total fucking ass hole or a phrase that is used when you fuck up.

1.That Bloody Wanker stole my wallet!

2. Bloody Wanker! I left my keys in the car!

by Bl00dy Wank3r May 3, 2018

christopher walken

The opposite of Christopher Reeves.

"I gotta have more cowbell." -- Christopher Walken on SNL

by Coell September 6, 2005

Bag Wanker

The person who is at the front of the queue for the ride, takes everybody's bags and puts them away and therefore, a wanker!

Luke Austyn you're at the front of the queue, BAG WANKER!
Austyn :(

by EndlessDayz February 20, 2013

wacker

A fire-person who is overly enthusiastic about the fireservice.

For example the guy with way too many blue lights on his truck or the guy who always wears gay fire shirts.

by Ryan March 30, 2004