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Urban Dictionary

1. A wondrous place of abundant knowledge. In the bible there was no tree of knowledge it was just the urban dictionary. You have most likely seen this place once or twice in your life, including right now.

2. The main source of all hipster vocabulary.

3. A place where people like me go to write definitions or look up strange words when they reach peak boredom. Helps with procrastination

Found: On the internet from most locations
(person 1) What does dictionary mean.
(person 2) Im not sure look it up in the urban dictionary.
by aManOfCopiousWisdom March 17, 2018
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Urban crush

An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.
Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.
by Klanservative Christian June 11, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.
Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.
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Urban Disgustitionary

What you call the Urban Dictionary after searching a completely normal non-disgusting word and come up with some nasty nasty description of it that makes you never want to see the word or Urban Dictionary again.

Synonyms: Urban Disgust, Urban Ewtitionary, The Book Of Nasty Descriptions
Ewwwww..........I'm never searching anything on the Urban Disgustitionary ever again.....
by considerthefollowing June 25, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

One of the most amazing and terrifying places to visit on the interwebs
It not only defines almost any word you can think of, but it does it by real people and in the most amusing (and terrifying) of ways.
Person 1: I went on Urban Dictionary today to look up a word
Person 2: Yeah and?
Person 1: It was scary... and I got sidetracked... and it was fun... but I never actually got the definition I was looking for
by Ariel White June 24, 2013
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urban balloon

A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don't want to explain what a condom is to your small children.
"Son, don't pick up that urban balloon. That is nasty."
by rs37917 April 14, 2009
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Urban Nunchuck

The act of taking two black 15 inch dildo's and tying them together with string like nunchucks.
That girl whipped out her Urban Nunchucks so fast i didnt know what was happening.
by TheUrbaNinja August 6, 2011
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