Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.

They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.

by tirtle June 18, 2018

Urban Disgustitionary

What you call the Urban Dictionary after searching a completely normal non-disgusting word and come up with some nasty nasty description of it that makes you never want to see the word or Urban Dictionary again.

Synonyms: Urban Disgust, Urban Ewtitionary, The Book Of Nasty Descriptions

Ewwwww..........I'm never searching anything on the Urban Disgustitionary ever again.....

by considerthefollowing June 25, 2018

Urban Rebound

When you jump in the nude on a small trampoline and poo yourself, causing the poo to bounce off of the trampoline, and shoot back up your butt from whence it came.

Dude, I urban rebounded last night, my ass is so torn up!

by BunzNThighz July 27, 2018

Urban Names

Articles in Urban Dictionary with names like Sarah or Jake. They are just useless and STUPID. Stop this thing

"OK let's write an article on Urban Dictionary. Hmmm... Yes let's write about Laurence"

"Seriously?! These articles are so stupid, don't write Urban Names please. "

by Yononimo August 6, 2018

Urban Dickionary

A badass version of the thing you're on right now.

Use the badass version of a dictionary an urban dickionary motherfucker!

by Dr Lupo January 18, 2019

Urban Sex

sex in the city

i walk into the city and WHATTTTTTTT
theres Urban Sex

by TheRealDictionaryPro June 4, 2018

Urban crush

An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.

Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.

by Klanservative Christian June 11, 2018