urbane dictionary

If it existed, it some would say it to be the exact opposite of Urban Dictionary. In reality, Urban Dictionary is just a subset of a truly Urbane Dictionary, ideally conceived.
One would perhaps not expect to find offensive slang, misspellings or incorrect grammar in the Urbane Dictionary. Urban Dictionary however? Par for the course, old boy. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) is quite urbane, though congnizant of urban slang. A good, truly urbane dictionary, however, would not seek to be prescriptive, it would faithfully report usage, both vulgar and sublime, without overt judgement or censorship. Thus, the OED and Urban Dictionary truly need each other, in the grand scheme of things.
by JJR1971 February 02, 2007
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An online slang dictionary in which approximately 80% of all words and definitions are sexually related.
"Hey, what in the hell is an Alaskan Firedragon?"
"Dunno, try looking it up at UrbanDictionary.com"
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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A site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism.

It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
Urban Dictionary shows us we're all just a type, no matter how hard we try to escape or deny it.
by Nobody0000 September 16, 2009
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Urban dictionary

This hate-pit of a website that has been invaded by stupid teenyboppers. Here, women bitch about men 24/7 to take out their frustrations, and men right horrid, disgusting definitions about sexual acts towards women. Others like to whine about video games, their parents, their friends that we've never even met and comic books. Originally intended for slang, but good luck with any of that.

This moderator-less hunk of junk is fueled by only stereotypes and hatred, with editors that can't do their job for shit. This is my 3rd time trying to add this definition, while complete and utter bullshit gets put on here.
The following example is a REAL Urban dictionary "definition":

Boys- fuck them all there all out there everywhere to either break your heart, make your life missrible, or just ruin your life completely. sometimes there wonderful and everything but then they turn, mean are all cheaters they will do it at least once in your relationship, there liers and they all are so ladys DONT BELEAVE REALLY ANYTHING THAT THEY SAY to you cuz most of the time there just trying to either get you in bed or just want a girlfriend so say they got one, well what i say about them is just FUCK THEM ALL and just DONT TRUST THEM AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
by I hate makings namessss August 01, 2010
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unlike other dictionaries, urban dictionary does not give proper definitions, just a bunch of puns.
Urban Dictionary just isn't the dictionary to use for studying for tests.
by pancake king June 09, 2020
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Urbane Dictionary

The exact opposite of the 'Urban Dictionary'. If such a website existed, it would have the definitions of 'posh' or 'sophisticated' words within it.

The closet example I could find was 'www.oldedictionary.com'
Urbane Dictionary Dewd: Thou is but a grovelling horeson!

Urban Dewd: Sheeeeet! U bin reiding dat 'urbane dickshunary' agein?
by Naname August 27, 2012
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Urban dictionary

The place people go when their life has no meaning anymore and you look up what a noose is.
Does urban dictionary actually have real people decide if these can go up???
by F to the fricken MA April 20, 2017
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