unconfirmed bachelor

Unlike a confirmed bachelor who will never marry for whatever reason, an 'unconfirmed bachelor' is an older man who wants to marry and has long been seeking a female mate yet remained unsuccessful in that quest thus far.

Whereas being unmarried is not unusual for a man of a younger age, an unmarried man of a certain age may raise questions as to why he remains a bachelor, so calling him an 'unconfirmed bachelor' indicates he's not gay nor opposed to marriage, just unsuccessful thus far at finding a suitable mate.

Charlie Brown never talked to that Red Haired Girl and never found another that could hold a candle to her, so he grew old and died an unconfirmed bachelor.

That old dude? He's not divorced; I don't think he ever married. No, he's not gay, just an unconfirmed bachelor.

by Monseignore Laszlo March 2, 2010

uncousined

to make one not your cousin

me and jose used to be cousins but then he hooked up with my girlfriend so i uncousined him

by jose66666555555 November 25, 2010

Uncle Spinny Dirvish

Any obsolete item or toy dating at least 25 years prior to present day

dude i found this weird ass uncle spinny dirvish in my grandpa's attic!

by highflyer? July 20, 2011

Uncle Pervis

The stereo typical dirty, perverted Uncle. A Male that is old enough to be crochity and not give a shit, but still young enough to have an active sex life.

Jessica, don't sit on Uncle Pervis's lap unless you want him to get a boner!

by Richard Goziner January 7, 2012

Uncle Shaddy

the name of an ancient god in norse mythology, meaning "Father of Awesome". Uncle Shaddy is said to have the ability to shoot spaghetti from his finger tips, piss pure alcohol and fart cheetoes. Today Uncle Shaddy is used as a term indicating, PARTY!

Dude! Let go Uncle Shaddy! I'll grab the beer you get the cheetoes.

by BlackParadox January 11, 2012

uncorking a vintage

Masturbation with the utmost attention to one's pleasure and satisfaction.

Sorry I didn't answer the door bro, I was uncorking a vintage.

by headydead September 25, 2013

Uncle behavior

Creepy older men who behave like teenagers to get with younger girls.

"Why does that creep keep looking at you?"

"I don't know, he be on that uncle behavior"

by Fireyi September 10, 2014