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Truck Fag

A broad term, as it covers a wide array of people, from douchey 20-year olds who own lifted trucks with Five Finger Death Punch stickers on the back window, to 45-year old white dudes who own a work truck, but never seem to be working. They can be spotted driving around town, going grocery shopping, or waiting 3 hours in line for an oil change, all while they should be at work. They truly believe that they are the shit, and are obnoxiously loud and rude to anyone and everyone.
You know Josh? Heard his dad bought him a new Ford F150 with a lift kit installed. What a truck fag.
by BIGXSCHMEAT September 8, 2020
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Gideo Tractor

A tractor ridden by Gideon Shmeed
Gideon Shmeed sneaked through the patch in his Gideo tractor mobile.
by struthio neck September 25, 2004
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cholo truck

A truck usually owned by a Mexican, that rides no more than 2 inches off the ground. Rarely has anything better than a four banger, almost always comes in a bright retarded color. Occasionally said Mexican can afford hydraulics for their "ride". Plus they almost never put anything in the bed of the truck defeating the purpose of owning a truck in the first place.
Hey man did you see Sanchez with his cholo truck fucking low riding his ass to the swap meet?
Oh yeah I asked that asshole to help me move some furniture and he said he can't put stuff in the back of the truck because it will fuck up his paint.
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unload a truck

The act of taking a shit, dropping a deuce, or hanging a rat (all synonomous) - enjoy.
"Be right back..I gotta go unload a truck"
by The Original Juan August 4, 2007
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Cock Monster Truck

What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.
When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.

"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"
by The M Theory February 2, 2010
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Chick Up Truck

A version of a pick up truck usually with 4 doors and a short bed serving little to no purpose other than to get groceries.
This truck can't do anything except takes kids to soccer. I should have never traded my old truck for this chick up truck.
by skoobuh steve November 13, 2013
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Truck

a word describing someone being shut down, shut up, or broke etc;
To be intimidated to the point of retreat or back down from confrontation in a pansy fashion;
Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation; to make them your bitch.
also see: punked.
Allison just got Trucked by the entire Berry Hill Staff of '06.
Bitch give me your money, its Truck Season.
by kwm September 28, 2006
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