turkey snoot

excess skin that hangs from a woman's vagina, making it look like a wrinkled turkey snoot

That stripper's turkey snoot hung down to her knees.

by mightyram November 5, 2004

turkeymonkey

1. A character in “The Adventures of The Smart Patrol,” a 1995 computer game based on the nerdy punk band Devo. As described by the game's creators: "TurkeyMonkey is the hideous looking re-combinant DNA accident hatched at LFU. It has the head of a monkey and the body of a featherless turkey and navigates like a giant hummingbird on caffeine.”

2. A hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. Quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. Proposed for--but not adopted by--Stanford University (whose current mascot is a tree), the University of Pennsylvania (currently the Quakers--seriously), and the University of Illinois (whose racist Indian mascot should not be referred to by name).

3. A dopey individual who--though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas--is also clumsy and prone to fits of retardation.

1. Yo, that chick was wack. She looked like a mutant TurkeyMonkey.

2. Go TurkeyMonkeys! Two, Four, Six, Eight, who do we appreciate? TurkeyMonkeys, TurkeyMonkeys, yeah TurkeyMonkeys!

3. Don't eat that, TurkeyMonkey! Shaving cream is for shaving, not breakfast.

by Ted Mann February 2, 2006

turkey weiner

to be a turkey weiner, you must take the turkey weiner out of the packaging and turkey slap your friend across the face with the slimy turkey weiner. after this is done you must proceed to throw the turkey weiner across ur kitchen until it breaks into multiple lil turkey weiners. then the next day there must still be turkey weiners in the couch cushions, on the walls, and in hidden places around your kitchen. and when asked if u threw the turkey weiner you MUST deny this action until the empty turkey weiner wrapper is found in the fridge by a non turkey weiner.

slimy turkey weiner

by turkey weiner September 30, 2009

Russian Turkey Baster

When you cum around the girls vagina, Then you suck up the Cum, and then you spit it on her face.

Russian Turkey Baster

by milky Straws April 23, 2009

turkeys fly at midnight

code for when a females "lips" are hanging out of her shorts

susie's turkeys fly at midnight

by joseph jay June 28, 2007

TurkeyBurger

A burger made of Turkey. They are much better for you and are most certainaly not served at Mcdonalds. Thay taste the same but people do not want to eat them because they want to be fat and look ugly.

Hey dude want to go to Mcdonalds nah I rather have a turkeyburger and not get fat.

by ryuzakikun96 April 24, 2009

Tockey'd

The act of taking a promotional Tockey Table sticker and tagging it on different things.

Jordan: I can't believe you just Tockey'd her car!
Gary: Her face is gettin' Tockey'd next! YArrr!

by Deliveryboy21 April 16, 2007