Salad Stuff

Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.
Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!
by jfrapp August 16, 2011
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Brownberry Salad

When someone tosses a salad despite obvious dingle-berries present.
Jeff told Abel about the delicious brownberry salad he ate last night.
by TESTIKAHN June 16, 2012
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Chinese Salad

When you put your finger in your friends butt and make another friend smell it.
Tom put his finger in Coty’s butt, then stood behind Josh while hold his finger under Josh’s nose...serving him a Chinese Salad.
by Roscoe 43 September 27, 2020
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Stoner salad

A newer street name for marijuana, pot, or weed.
Person 1: hey man you got any stoner salad?
Person 2: what the hell is that
by mossybreadsticks June 20, 2022
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Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).
Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.
by Nik June 05, 2015
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fur salad

A mixture of pubes (usually from 2 sexual partners) meant to be smoked out of a bong
Me and my girlfriend had a fur salad last night, I can still taste the vapor
by Cokegod January 09, 2018
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Scissor Salad

The act of hot ass lesbians having the equivalent of a straight persons orgy. Just scissoring the night away
I walked in and it was the largest scissor salad I’ve ever seen. Titties and taco for daaaays!!!
by Booty Camp 007 November 05, 2020
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