Pork curtain

Ball sack stretched out.

Antonym of Beef curtain (oversized vaginally inner lips).

I stretched his pork curtain out

by 2021Galileo November 13, 2021

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Sergio Pork

Sergio Pork is a mythic legend from the year 2022-2023 where a fat chubby kid called sergio would eat pork so people would call him sergio pork. Sergio pork also means "total fatass and homosexual"

Person 1: Wow he is such a "Sergio Pork."
Person 2: Yeah he is fat and homosexual

by sandymandyrandy November 27, 2023

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Pork stache

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.

That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.

by Dick the dictionary February 4, 2023

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porking violation

n. Any sexual indiscretion.

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Where’s Rudy?

Jail. Some sort of porking violation.

Pardon!?

Not yet.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

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Adjective: A word used to describe the aftermath and mess of a large party, which has been caused by the DICKs in the year above.

Origin: A party in a Norfolk Based farm featured a large Hog roast, which instead of being eaten, was used as ammunition in a battle, to see who had overdosed on testosterone the most. In the morning, lumps of cold pork had to be shovelled into bin bags.

Also, the act of Pork Shovelling can be used to describe acts of hardcore sexual acts, involving pork.

My My! This has turned out to be a real Pork Shovelling party! I feel sorry for the host!

Hey, we have been going out for some time now, and I think we should make it special... I got some pork in the shed... Yes, i want to pork shovel with you

by norfolkinchance June 29, 2010

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